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INT. LABORATORY/SPIKE'S CELL
DAY
A blaring ALARM flashes red light.
Just beneath it, Spike stands locked in a death-struggle with one
technician who holds him by the throat. Spike's howling in pain. The
other technician, fumbling, uncorks a syringe.
SPIKE Aaah!!!
The first technician shoves Spike up
against the adjacent cell's Plexiglas front. Spike's electrified.
Inside the cell, TOM rushes into sight.
TOM Let me
out!
SPIKE Bit busy just
now ...
TOM I know where the
exit is. You spring me, you're free. You don't, and you're
dead.
Spike grabs the technician's arm,
spins him. Just as the second technician shoves the syringe deep in
his back. The first technician's out cold instantly. Drops to the
floor. The second one sees Spike's vamp face and runs.
TOM
(cont'd) Hurry!
Spike takes the keycard from the
unconscious guard. Inserts it in front of Tom's cell. The light
turns from red to green. Tom slides the door open.
TOM (cont'd) This
way.
They run. The alarm's still blaring.
Reach a pneumatically self-sealing door. Tom runs underneath. Spike
slides like a base runner, just making it through as the door hits
the ground.
INT. STERILE WHITE HALLWAY -
DAY
Spike and Tom turn a corner, running
right into an ARMED GUARD. Spike smashes his elbow into the guy's
masked face at the same time the guard rifle-butts Spike in the side
of the head. Spike grabs his head, bellowing in pain. Tom grabs the
gun. Tasers the guard.
The guard hits the ground convulsing.
The vamps keep going, running under another metal door which hisses
shut behind them.
ANGLE ON: THE OTHER END OF THE
HALL
As Spike and Tom run down it toward an
elevator, on either side of it two more doors shutting automatically
one by one, sealing off any hope of escape.
The elevator door opens revealing MORE
ARMED GUARDS equipped with stun-guns and gas-masks.
SPIKE New plan: we
split up.
Spike shoves Tom right into the pack
of guards, who are knocked back into the elevator. They grab him,
struggle, Tom fighting and flailing.
SPIKE (cont'd) You go
that way.
Spike dives and rolls under the last
pneumatic door as Tom is staked, exploding into dust behind him. The
door hisses shut. Sealed.
INT. BUFFY AND WILLOW's DORM HALL -
DAY
Riley walks down Buffy's dorm hall,
passing a group of giggling girls, past blasting hip-hop, to Buffy's
door. Slow, sad music comes from inside. Riley hesitates, then
knocks.
WILLOW (O.S.) Come
in.
INT. BUFFY AND WILLOW'S DORM ROOM -
DAY
Riley enters. Willow's just sitting on
the bed, listening to the sad music. She sees him but doesn't move
much.
WILLOW Oh. Riley.
Hi.
RILEY Hi. Gee, I hope
I'm not interrupting anything really depressing.
Willow shuts off the music.
WILLOW What's
up?
RILEY Right to the
point. Okay. I was thinking of asking out Buffy.
WILLOW She's not
here.
RILEY I know. See, I
don't know much about Buffy. But I'm interested in what she
likes, and so far, the only thing that I know she likes is
you.
As Riley talks, Willow's eyes go wide.
She's just noticed Buffy's open bag of weapons lying on the floor.
Stakes everywhere. She puts her foot next to the bag and starts
sliding it under the bed without getting noticed ...
WILLOW But what do you
want me to do?
And she keeps sliding those weapons,
almost gone ...
RILEY Just tell me
something. Anything, some kind of clue to ... here let me help
you with that.
Without looking, he shoves the weapons
bag under the bed.
RILEY
(cont'd) Something to start us talking. I'm thinking "How
'bout them Broncos" won't cut it.
WILLOW (big
sigh) Okay. Let's say I help. And you start a conversation. It
goes great. You like Buffy. She likes you. You spend time
together. Feelings grow deeper, and one day without even
realizing it, you find you're in love. Time stops and it feels
like the whole world's made for you two and you two alone until
the day one of you leaves the other and rips the still-beating
heart from the other who's now a broken, hollow mockery of the
human condition.
(Beat.)
RILEY Yep. That's the
plan.
WILLOW I figured it
was.
RILEY Look, if you
wanna tell me to go to hell that's okay... Maybe this is the last
thing you wanna talk about. I just feel like -- well I've
never courted anyone like Buffy before. I don't think I've
ever met anyone like Buffy before.
WILLOW Why should I
trust you?
RILEY I was just
hoping you'd think I have an honest face.
WILLOW I've seen
honest faces. They usually come attached to liars.
He rises, defeated.
RILEY All right, I
guess I'm not gonna win here. I appreciate you wanting to protect
your friend. I guess she kind of brings that out in
people. (As he goes) Whatever's causing that music, I uh, hope
it works out.
He is about to open the
door.
WILLOW She likes
cheese.
RILEY What?
WILLOW I'm not saying
it's the key to her heart, but Buffy? She likes
cheese.
RILEY That's a
start.
WILLOW And she has a
stuffed piggy named Mr. Gordo, loves Ice Capades without the
irony and she's dragging me to a party at Lowell House
tonight.
RILEY Oh you're going!
That's my house. I live there.
WILLOW Then that will
give you a chance to interact. But don't get fresh!
RILEY Fresh? I don't
even know if we like each other yet. (Wondering) Does she ever
talk about me? Has she ever ?
WILLOW (polite
smile) Sorry.
RILEY That's
discouraging. Still, I feel like I've got a fighting chance with
my new accomplice.
WILLOW I'm not your
accomplice.
RILEY No, no, course
not.
WILLOW I'm
not.
RILEY You're
not.
WILLOW We're
clear?
RILEY We're
clear.
INT. VAMPIRE LAIR - NIGHT
A vampire's lair HARMONY unrolls a
unicorn poster on the wall. Admires it. Hears a noise. Stops. Turns.
Sees Spike, standing in the entrance, trying to look
contrite.
HARMONY Spike? Spike,
is that really you?
SPIKE It's me, baby,
your man is...
She slaps him hard across the face. He
takes it.
SPIKE (cont'd) ...
back.
HARMONY Bastard! You
dumped me and staked me and hurt me and left me and...
SPIKE I know, sugar,
but you're forgetting one other thing I did. (sugary) I
missed you.
HARMONY Really?
Spike opens his arms in reply. She
takes a second making up her mind. Then melts. Hugs him
tight.
HARMONY (cont'd) Oh,
don't you ever do that to me again.
SPIKE Never, my little
foam latte. Your blondie bear is here to stay.
As Spike talks, he strides about,
picking up the occasional weapon, rejecting it and putting it down
again.
HARMONY Where have you
been? No. Wait, don't tell me. I'm just glad you're back. This
time it's for good, right?
SPIKE Forever and
ever, mon petit creme brulee.
HARMONY Ooh.
Italian.
SPIKE Uh, yeah. And
get used to it. Big Daddy's home. We're gonna go wherever you
want, do whatever you want, kill whoever you want. Starting
with the slayer. And after that, it's all you and me, my
little... (searching) ... mentholated pack of
smokes.
She puts her arms around him,
seductively, one hand reaching around his head, the other sliding
down his body ...
HARMONY Spikey. Leave
the Slayer alone. You know she'll only slap you around. I can do
that
SPIKE Ow! No, see ...
ow. The head, love, watch the head, watch ...
She tackle him in a sexual
love-embrace and they fall together, out of frame. We hear a
gravelly, hardened voice:
XANDER (O.S.) Every
man faces this moment.
EXT. CAMPUS WOODS - NIGHT
The campus woods. Tracking past trees,
shrubs, darkness. The gravel-voice continues:
XANDER (O.S.) Here.
Now. Watching and waiting for an enemy that has no face
...
We settle on Xander, hiding near
bushes in home-made commando gear. Peering through binoculars. By
his side is Giles less commando-y looking but in a cool
outfit.
XANDER (cont'd) Nerve
endings screaming in silence, never knowing which thought will be
your ...
GILES Oh, shut
up.
Xander lowers the
binoculars.
XANDER Just setting
the mood, big guy.
GILES I don't think I
ever fully appreciated how Buffy deals with this every
night.
XANDER Buffster's the
champ. Way she deals with the boredom. The violence. And all
without these tasty little cucumber sandwiches to keep her
going...
Xander reaches into a brown paper bag.
Fishes about. Empty.
XANDER (cont'd) Hey,
who ate the last one?
GILES Still, it's nice
to be able to make oneself useful. I dare say we'll see some
action before the night is through.
XANDER Commandos'll
never see us coming. We're shadows, we're the wind, unseen and
un--
LOST FRESHMAN
(O.S.) Excuse me?
Giles and Xander turn. A LOST
FRESHMAN, talking to them like they're in plain sight (which they
are) asks:
LOST FRESHMAN You guys
know which way's Mather House?
Pause. Giles points.
LOST FRESHMAN
(cont'd) Thanks.
The kid goes. Giles and Xander
exchange defeated looks. We hear party music start up and we CUT
TO:
INT. LOWELL HOUSE -
NIGHT
A party. Good one. U.C. Sunnydale
students dance, talk, eat, drink, flirt. Buffy and Willow
enter.
Buffy looks to Will to make sure she's
into it. Will smiles faintly.
BUFFY Looks
cool.
WILLOW Uh
huh.
BUFFY 'Cause we could
go...
WILLOW No, no. we're
here for fun.
She's not hugely convincing, but she
pulls Buffy a ways in. Buffy spots some kids off to one
side.
BUFFY Hey! (waves) Our whole dorm is here, of
course. You wanna...?
She indicates going there.
WILLOW You go, I need
a soda.
BUFFY You want me to
--
WILLOW I'm okay.
Really.
Buffy checks Willow's eyes to see
she's telling the truth. Satisfied, Buffy goes. And the second
Buffy's gone, Willow's eyes narrow, she's on a mission. She scoots
over to Riley, talks to him while looking elsewhere. Pure
accomplice.
WILLOW (cont'd) Okay.
She's wearing the halter top with sensible shoes. That means
mostly dancing, light contact, don't push your luck and
heavy conversation's out of the question.
RILEY So, what do I
do?
WILLOW You ask her to
dance.
RILEY Right. Dance.
Wait. No.
WILLOW (looking at
him) What's wrong?
RILEY I can't
dance.
Buffy, now surrounded by the small
group of cute boys, laughs out loud at something one of them's
said.
WILLOW Then talk. Keep
eye contact, funny is good, but don't be glib and remember: if
you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Riley stops looks at Willow likes
she's nuts. She smiles.
WILLOW (cont'd) A
vague disclaimer's nobody's friend. Have fun!
Riley readies himself. Gets his
confidence. Approaches Buffy, passing through the group of
guys.
RILEY 'Scuse me.
Pardon. Hi. Buffy?
The music stops. Buffy looks to
Riley.
RILEY (cont'd) Uh
....
Still waiting.
RILEY (cont'd) You do
the reading on chapter nine?
BUFFY (confused) Yeah.
RILEY Wow. Some
theories, huh?
Awkward pause; everyone's looking at
Riley like he's king of the doofus people. He thinks fast - reaches
to a nearby snack table, hands Buffy a little cheese cube on a
toothpick.
RILEY
(cont'd) Cheese?
EXT. CAMPUS WOODS - NIGHT
Xander crosses through the campus
woods by himself, looking about cautiously. And suddenly a bunch of
CDs come flying into frame, hit the ground. Xander stops. Hides.
Watches.
The CDs land on a pile of eclectic
belongings: t-shirts, boots, a book or two. Xander sees a GIRL walk
to the pile, her back to him, her frame shuddering with sobs. She
pours gasoline on the pile. Tries lighting a match.
She turns - it's Harmony. Xander
stops. She takes a menacing step forward.
XANDER Harmony.
HARMONY Xander.
XANDER That's close
enough.
He expertly whips out a stake. They
square off like two experienced gunfighters. Both savoring the
battle to come.
XANDER (cont'd) I'm
warning you. I'm highly trained to put this through your heart.
No mercy, no warning.
HARMONY I can kill you
where you stand.
XANDER Bring it on,
then.
Harmony slaps Xander.
XANDER
(cont'd) Ow!
He kicks her in the knee, then backs
off.
HARMONY Ooh! Sissy
kicker!
And the lamest fight in TV history
breaks out. Heads back. Arms extended. Xander and Harmony exchange a
pathetic series of arm's length girlie-slaps ...
XANDER Ow - ooh - quit
- cut it out ... !
HARMONY I'm just -
just - just - so gonna bite you ... ow!
Xander pulls Harmony's hair. Harmony
twists Xander's ear. They slowly, spastically spin around in
circles, each looking for the advantage. This goes on
awhile...
XANDER Okay, stop.
Stop. We both just stop. Okay?
HARMONY I will if you
will.
XANDER On three, okay?
Ready, one, two ..
They both let go, back up, catch their
breath.
XANDER (cont'd) Three.
Right. Okay. Harmony. Great catching up, really. I'll just pick
up the last tattered shreds of my dignity and go home
now. Leaving you to your ... fire.
HARMONY My fire? Oh,
right. Like I'd ever listen to the... (reading) "Sex Pistols."
Eww. This crap belongs to Spike.
Xander stops.
XANDER Spike?
HARMONY (lighting a
match) Can you believe him? Comes back, with all these big
promises, not that I believed him but he could have spent one
night but no everything was "Slayer this" and "Slayer that," he
probably killed her already but still I'm not taking him back. I
just want to know why is it men always ...
Harmony turns to see Xander is
gone.
HARMONY (cont'd) ...
Leave.
She tosses the match over her
shoulder. It hits the gasoline soaked pile, which bursts into
flame.
INT. LOWELL HOUSE - NIGHT
Willow and Riley stand together in a
corner, watching Buffy dance with a cute guy. Riley's got the
glazed-over thousand-yard stare of a shell-shocked
veteran.
RILEY I can't believe
it. I choked.
WILLOW You really,
really did.
RILEY You don't
understand. I'm good at things. That's what I do. Work hard,
apply myself, get it done.
WILLOW You failed
extremely well.
RILEY That's a great
comfort to me.
WILLOW You have to
relax. You're not proposing -- I sincerely hope -- you're just
making contact. Getting a reaction. Any reaction is
okay, except projectile vomiting and what are the chances of
--
A Dingoes song comes on. Willow stops,
gut punched.
RILEY Are you
okay?
WILLOW The
song...
RILEY It's a tape of
some bands from last year's party. Associations?
WILLOW (small
voice) Big.
RILEY Bad?
She just nods. He turns to the his
friend by the sound system --
RILEY
(cont'd) A.J.!
He mimes a throat cut. A.J. shrugs and
changes the music.
WILLOW Thank you. Now
go find Buffy.
RILEY (kindly) There's no hurry... If you want to
talk...
Willow stands.
WILLOW I want you to
tell Buffy that I went home and not to worry about me. Which will
at least give you something to say.
RILEY Thanks.
WILLOW You'll do
fine.
She leaves. A moment, and Riley moves
to a place where Buffy is in view.
INT. LOWELL HOUSE -
ANOTHER AREA - CONTINUOUS
ANGLE ON: Riley. Getting himself
together. He approaches Buffy. Taps her on the shoulder. She turns
to face him
RILEY Hey, Willow said
to say she took off. (Off Buffy's look) She's okay. Kind of
blue, but said not to worry.
BUFFY Thanks.
RILEY You know, I
wanted to ask you something.
BUFFY Ask
away.
Riley smiles, starts to speak. Then
suddenly Xander enters, breathless, puts his hand on Buffy's
shoulder pulls her away.
XANDER Buffy! I've
been looking all over for you. We...
He spots Riley staring.
XANDER (cont'd) Need
to talk. Not here. It's sort of, uh, unfinished
business.
BUFFY Business.
Right, (to Riley) Excuse us?
RILEY No
problem.
She leaves with Xander. Riley watches.
Forrest and Graham approach.
FORREST Denied.
RILEY It's not like
she blew me off, she just left with another guy, is
all.
FORREST We need you
downstairs anyway.
They exit into:
INT. LOWELL HOUSE - SIDE
ROOM CONTINUOUS - NIGHT
It's pretty messy, but empty. They
close the door behind them, talking casually as they cross to a
mirror, preen in it. Forrest checks his look. Graham touches a
hidden button on one side of the mirror. Over all this:
FORREST You know I
hate to say this but they're probably on their way to make
crazy naked sex.
RILEY Is that
necessary?
FORREST I'm only
protecting you, buddy. I don't want you mooning over some
freshman for the next three months.
As the talk, a thin line of bright
green light passes over their faces. An incongruous-sounding
COMPUTER VOICE speaks.
COMPUTER VOICE Retinal
scan accepted.
The mirror slides aside, revealing
behind it a clinically clean white elevator.
GRAHAM I like her. I'm
on your side here.
RILEY I know you are,
Graham...
They enter the elevator. The mirror
slides back into place and they're gone.
INT. ELEVATOR - NIGHT
The guys ride the elevator like
they've done it a thousand times before - no big deal.
RILEY ... and that's
what gives me the strength to put up with this
comedian.
FORREST Dude -
straight tip - I know about girls.
RILEY Exactly! Girls,
plural. I'm talking about one girl.
The elevator stops. Riley leans in to
speak directly into a microphone panel.
RILEY (cont'd) One.
Girl.
COMPUTER
VOICE Initiative Vocal code match complete. Special Agent -
Finn Riley. Identity number seven, five, three, two,
nine.
The elevator doors open.
INT. LABORATORY - NIGHT
The guys step out, and led by Riley,
trot down a set of stairs. Talking as they go.
RILEY Problem is, what
kind of girl's gonna go out with a guy who's acting all Joe
Regular by day...
Camera pulls up and back panning
around to reveal just what the guys are walking into. This is THE
INITIATIVE. An underground laboratory beneath the streets of U.C.
Sunnydale. Futuristic., all-white, clinical. Overhead, metallic
catwalks crank into place. Transport vehicles pull into view.
SCIENTISTS carrying clipboards scurry past.
The three guys barely notice, keep
walking past...
RILEY (cont'd) And
then goes all Demon-Hunter by night?
GRAHAM Maybe a
peculiar one.
RILEY (genuinely
touched) Thank you, Graham.
The boys walk past THE PIT: a fully
functional, sunken operating theater bathed in white light. Three
upright tables can be seen on the floor below. On table one,
strapped down, there's a horned demon. He bellows as scientists in
lab coats inject him with a dark fluid. On table two, a
strapped-down VAMPIRE is jolted with metallic prods as technicians
calmly mark down his response time. On table three, KULAK of the
MIQUOT CLAN, eyes wide in terror, watches as surgeons prepare to
remove one of his protruding head scales.
RILEY (cont'd) You
see, Forrest? You don't have to be so negative all the time to
... hold up.
Having passed the pit, Riley stops
short. His face goes serious. We see what he sees: Maggie
Walsh.
RILEY
(cont'd) Situation?
PROF WALSH Suit up,
gentlemen. We have a code red. (beat) Hostile Seventeen has
escaped.
BLACK OUT
END OF ACT TWO |